Who needs a real wife when you can get an inflatable spouse? Inflate her when you need her, deflate her when you just can't take it! Guaranteed to be silent and efficient she won't spend your money, crash your car or act unfaithfully. She's also quite buoyant should you decide to go swimming. And, there's a user manual if you run into any problems. Sounds like even you could make this relationship work!
Product Code: 6743